New You Don’t Mess With the Zohan poster

There so many, many things that are disturbing about this new poster for Adam Sandler’s You Don’t Mess With the Zohan that it’s kind of hard to keep track.

For one, you have Sandler’s mug staring at you all coifed and such, which is disconcerting enough. But add on to that the fact that, for all intents and purposes, this is a clear shot of Sandler’s…umm…area, and you have an image that is so disturbing I actually forgot who and where I was for a moment because of all the blacking out I was doing.

If you’ll excuse me I need to now go do some heavy drinking to erase this image from my mind for, like, ever. Does anyone have a Pensieve I can drop this memory in to so I don’t have to carry it around? Kthnxbye.