New Sex and the City trailer

Posted by Chris

February 29, 2008

This new trailer for Sex and the City: The Feature Length Desperation Move to Sell More DVD Box Sets is more or less awful. It at least allows the other three ladies in the cast to get some screen time, but unfortunately that screen time is used for the following purposes:

To show Kim Catrell biting down hard on a cracker, a moment that’s deliciously dissected by Karina.
Kim Catrell making a pubic hair crack to…I don’t know, one of the other ones.
A bunch of talk about weddings, including the hint that something happens to upset Carrie’s, a plot point I’m honestly surprised they included here.
Speaking of Chris Noth, are his eyebrows getting separate billing in the movie? Yikes! I imagine there was a prop master whose sole duty was to wrangle those things like they were lemurs on the set.
A bunch of talk about babies in a way that makes me think the screenwriters have only heard about them and never actually seen or interacted with any.

Again, it’s not all that great. It’s sure to appeal to fans of the show since it basically takes that and simply paints the same picture, only bigger.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go try and figure out how I can get eyebrows like Noth is sporting.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jo0Hkaft7Nc[/youtube]

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Comments

Comment by Lauren on March 13, 2008 @ 12:15 pm

The fact that this decidedly second-rate franchise continues to have a life makes me die a little inside. Maybe more than a little…

Comment by Jericho Royall on March 13, 2008 @ 4:57 pm

Agree with you 100% on the trailer, easily the most unnecessary and contrived adaption of all time. Please tell me you’ve seen the trailer for Made of Honor?

I’m sorry Clay Aiken but Patrick Dempsey has officially taken your title of biggest pussy in America. You really have to watch this to believe it. It starts out like your basic cookie cutter fucking retarded romantic comedy but then at the 1:30 mark, something absolutely unworldly happens. I don’t know the right word for this, but let me put it this way: forget everything you know about pussy movies and the pussy men who star in them. This has absolutely redefined what is possible. Actually, what am I talking about? Don’t watch it, whatever you do, don’t watch it. Can we have some kind of man intervention with Patrick Dempsey? You know, the kind where we beat him with baseball bats?

Thanks; love your blog.

Jericho
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