Virgin Territory poster

Posted by Chris

December 10, 2007

Get it? Heyden Christiansen and Mischa Barton are peeking out from under the covers in this poster for Virgin Territory. So they’re in bed. Someone had sex. And he’s holding up (presumably her) panties on a not at all phallic sword, like he’s just achieved a conquest and is bringing back proof of his victory. Get it?

Try harder to look like the poster for American Pie, right down to the same sort of rubber-stamp-looking title treatment. I don’t know what Tim Roth is doing in this movie, and I don’t know what’s with the dead guy at the bottom, but I’m hoping the flick itself is a darn-sight more clever than this poster. Like Gus says, clearly this is being positioned as a teen sex comedy, but I don’t think many people want to see Anakin Skywalker’s wooden acting in that sort of movie.